You sit on your throne
you watch others through the long day

Do you ever have a rest?
what if i was a statue.
what would i be a statue of?
What material would i be made out of?
Where in the world would i be?
Would they clean me?

Questions to ask a statue
Are you tired of that position?
How many times have you had sex?
Who with?
Do you have a wife and a family?
Is that indecent exposure?
What is the funniest conversation you have heard?