In-Character Survey: General Tso's Chicken from Chinese Food Paradise
Do you do laundry regularly?
No. Hung’s wife, Kim, does it at Kim’s Cleaner’s.
Your favorite piece of furniture?
a bed of rice.
Night owl/morning person?
Night. Who has chicken for Breakfast?
Are there dishes in the sink?
No. Take out boxes are disposable.
Color of your bedroom walls:
Red with Dragons.
One wish you’d like to come true?
To fufill my destiny as a regular on the all-you-can-eat buffet.
Favorite movie?
Rush Hour.
How many places have you lived?
My box, the fridge, and the microwave for leftovers.
What did you do last night?
Had a party with the egg rolls.
Favorite subject in school?
Never been.
One word that describes you?
Yummy.
The best thing?
Ummm…is this a trick question?
The last person you spoke to?
I don’t have lips.
Parents married?
Yes.
Are you a social person?
No, but I’m a social chicken.
What did you have for breakfast?
Rice
Your favorite thing to spend money on?
Illegal fireworks.
Do you hate someone?
Kim’s Siamese cat.