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In-Character Survey: General Tso's Chicken from Chinese Food Paradise

Do you do laundry regularly?
No. Hung’s wife, Kim, does it at Kim’s Cleaner’s.

Your favorite piece of furniture?
a bed of rice.

Night owl/morning person?
Night. Who has chicken for Breakfast?

Are there dishes in the sink?
No. Take out boxes are disposable.

Color of your bedroom walls:
Red with Dragons.

One wish you’d like to come true?
To fufill my destiny as a regular on the all-you-can-eat buffet.

Favorite movie?
Rush Hour.

How many places have you lived?
My box, the fridge, and the microwave for leftovers.

What did you do last night?
Had a party with the egg rolls.

Favorite subject in school?
Never been.

One word that describes you?
Yummy.

The best thing?
Ummm…is this a trick question?

The last person you spoke to?
I don’t have lips.

Parents married?
Yes.

Are you a social person?
No, but I’m a social chicken.

What did you have for breakfast?
Rice

Your favorite thing to spend money on?
Illegal fireworks.

Do you hate someone?
Kim’s Siamese cat.

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