Demon Summoning For Dummies
“Check this out,â? she says, pulling a book out of her bag and throwing it on the table. “I got it off the internet.â?
I read the title aloud, not quite believing the words coming out of my mouth. “A High Schooler’s Guide to Demon Summoning: A Quick Fix for Those Years of Woe.â?
Kara grins at me. “Sounds promising, yeah?â?
“And this is why nobody sits with us at lunch,â? I tell her. “Now put that away before one of the nuns sees us and gives us detention.â?
She waves me off and opens it to the table of contents. “See, look here. There’s an entire chapter on obtaining dance dates. Mr. Hair Toss over there won’t stand a chance.â?
“This is twisted,â? I say, putting up a text book as a barricade against stray eyes. Since I did still have hope of going on at least one date in high school, the last thing I needed was for the gossip mill to peg me as a member of a satanic cult. “It’ll never work.â?
“Well if you’re so certain then I guess you have no problem trying it out, right?â?
I’m so going to Hell.