What not to do in an airlock.
“Aww Jeez, I’ve been in here for hours. I need to pee. I can’t hold it much longer.”
“C’mon, LET ME OUT or there really will be something to clean up in a minute!”
A faint clanging sound.
A louder noise of metal on metal. Something heavy.
A scream accompanies metal ripping through something soft and wet.
Now there really was something to clean.
The airlock hissed and started to open.