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Mad, Mad I Tell You: Red Buttons & World Domination

“Our plan for world domination has not yet been completed, so I repeat Do Not Push That Red Button”.

“You can’t stop me, no one can muhahahahaha”.

“A little over the top with the manical laughter ,aren’t we?”

“Maybe just a tad.”

“Anywaaay, back to the.., no no no”, she slaps his hand and sighs.

“Not so haaard”.

“You can blow up things when our plans are complete, remember your doctor warned you not to over exert yourself”.

“Doctors schmoctors, what do they now about health”.

“More then you know about world domination, I’m sure”, she whispers.

“I heard that”.

A dwarf enters the lab. The mad scientist and the lovely assistant turn toward him. He is carrying a tray with tea and scones and other assorted tea time essentials. He places the tray directly on the RED BUTTON .

“Wha..”, the dwarf says .

The mad scientist and the lovely assistant stare, mouths agape.

“Hey ,It was my turn to push the button”, the mad scientist cries.

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