Far from Wow!(Assonance)

Mother was a neat freak,she would clean the house till she was weak, her knees would creak, she’d sweat from the heat.

She couldn’t sleep until she’d sweep the street, this was every week!!!

Father did’nt mind he was kind, he liked to unwind , that was his daily grind .

Grandpa was old and not very bold, truth be told.

Grandma was nice, she bought us mice that had lice, we burried them twice.

Cousin Fred was wed to my cousin Ted , they bought a waterbed.

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