They say I have ADD , but they just don’t understand…oh look! It’s a tent; I like to go camping in a tent. Camping without a tent isn’t very fun at all. Sometimes when I go camping, I like to go swimming and fishing, just not at the same time. Anyway…

They say I have ADD , but they just don’t understand…oh look! It’s a computer; its fun to use a computer to start up virtual pie fights in internet chat rooms. It’s also fun to write programs, even those that don’t make sense. Anyway…

They say I have ADD , but they just don’t understand…oh look! It’s an old CD; those make good targets to shoot at. Target shooting is fun, almost as fun as riding grocery carts. Riding grocery carts isn’t very fun if you don’t have enough weight in it. Yep, they say I have ADD , but they just don’t understand…What was I talking about again?