Haha, this one was fun to write. By the way, I apologize for the suggestive use of the “F” word. I swear that I am a non-cusser, but I just HAD to use the word fruitloop. >< Is everyone ok with that? And hopefully my food references aren’t either too obvious or not obvious enough. Enjoy!

Food groups:

Bread – Fruit loop cereal
Fruit – Lemon
Vegetable – Beet
Meat – Squirrel meat (ew) =)
Dairy – Swiss cheese
Fats/Oils – Cookies!!

i didn’t know fruit loops counted as a bread…still, though, hilarious story.

cereal is grain! it counts! ;)! very funny!

Couldn’t follow the texting lingo, but I’m old. It’s sad really. Fun little picture of life in high school.

I was confused by the dialect and the dialogue of the texts – figuring out which was typing at the time, and what they were saying.
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Favorite line: My fellow prison-mates stared as I passed by.

Oops. Um…the narrator starts “talking” first, and her friend is the one that says “wrm sweet tasty.” Their conversation of course goes back and forth between the two of them.

lol!
guy stalking.

i can actually imagine my friends doing tht hahha =]