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fellow rainbow children-do you know what a canadian bald guys have done to me?
case #1 I went out with a rather sexy looking canadian & he dumped me because i dont like chick peas. (no laughing ladies this is a serious matter) Soon after this, one of his ex-girlfriends shaved his head in his sleep hahhaahah….
he then filled my car with chick peas because he thought I shaved his head…chick peas are messy!

anyone have any advice/good plans?