Theres nothing to cheer up a rainy day like a tall dark and handsome in leather pants. I don’t know what it is, they can’t be very comfortable, and you can’t take them of fast. All the same, the one that walks past the window around 8am every tuesday and thursday just makes me a little happier all day long. I say the because I only have one window.

I live in the basement of the house. So all I ever see of this guy are his legs from my bedroom window. And maybe he doesn’t always wear leather, but from those rare occasions that he does I have a very detailed knowledge of his legs and lower anatomy. With that knowledge I can pick his legs out of a crowd, even if he is wearing sweatpants. Which he does at least once a week, usually on Wednesdays. I like to think he goes to the gym or something.