Undoubtedly, you have a few questions at this point. How do you type your blog entries? How do you understand English? These questions indicate skepticism, which is healthy. Others will relate to a dog’s life – What is it like walking on four legs? What’s the deal with you always going at your nutsack? And so on, and so on. Well, that’s what the blog is for, and all those answers will come in due time.

I live with my owner Roger, a homeowner who writes advertising copy for magazines (and he’s single ladies :) ). I’m sure you’ve seen is work before. You remember the Got Milk? ads? Well, he was in the meeting that greenlighted it. Granted, he was getting coffee for people, but you have to start somewhere.

We live in a suburb of a common American town (uh-uh, not telling), where we enjoy our privacy and high-speed Internet connection. My favorite food is Kibbles N’ Bits.

Now, you might be wondering about the other pets…