“Ready to rock ….”

Yeah yeah whatever Johnny. How many times have I heard this. Rock? Rock what? Oh yeah the original was Rock & Roll which meant have some sex for the post-pubesencent teens of the 50’s and 60’s. Or how about ready to rock on dude! Get in the rod and jet! Why not just rock the cradle?

Geez what’s your frickin problem? It’s Friday night for crying out loud! The week is over don’t you wanna go to O’Maileys and throw down a brew or two?

Is that what it means to rock? Man! How about we go to the field and kick the ball around? Blow off some steam. A little 3v3 maybe 6v6 if we find some guys to play. Whaddya say?

Naw. I wanna go and throw down some brewskies. Ain’t in the mood for kickin it around. A little liquid refreshment will do me fine.

Ready to rock really means ready to get wasted, ploughed toasted or whatever, uh? Well you are on your own.

Ah frickin whatever! I’m leaving have a good night ya putrid smuck! I’m off for some Rollin Rock! Last chance!