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Dead Men Don't Bite

The green glow blinked as the vampire leaped from the loft. Fangs barred, arms held open, claws fully extended ready to embrace his victim with vampyric hunger. “You arz minez Holy Brotherzzzzz!”

Nikolai leaped back holding the Rosarium out in front of him Armi Conceri dangling from his right. “Santus Deus!” The Rosarium exploded with green fire. In mid flight the holy flame ignited the creature’s hands and with one up swing from the armi conceri the creature was sent tumbling into the bales of hay.

Writhing in pain, screams bellowed from the vampire as he rolled left and right trying to put out the flame. It was no use he could not run from the rosarium the hay burned furiously.

What have you donez?” screamed the vermin.

“My holy duty. SANCTUS Deus, Sanctus Fortis, Sanctus Immortalis, miserere nobis et totius mundi.”

"No No don't speakz of the Onez!"

“Where is Marta?”

“Vance haz her! He doezzz! No dontz leevz meeeez.”

Making the sign, Nikolai says; “Mortvi non mordant!”

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