Did you like the title? Well if you did maybe you could use it in this challenge. Use that title or the following and write a story. Anything goes.

Stop Touching Me There!
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Eat a Pickle and You Get a Nickel
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Yo Mama!. . . . Is My Best Friend
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Slippery Lizards Can Be Mean When Eaten Alive
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Eat Me, er I mean, Eat Yourself!
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This Challenge Is Retarded!
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Mommy, What Does Hanky Panky Mean?
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-What Kind Of Call Is That!!!