[[Kyle]]'s published ficlets
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NO ONE ASKED THAT!
On the way to work at the crappy little auto shop on the corner of broke and poor, Jose San Rodriguez was carrying an ounce o…
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Diamond Phillips, LOU LOU LOU
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Tales Waiting To Be Told Part Two
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Mt. Pokee
“Its beautiful!” Jenny declared as we pushed past the evergreens and emerged into the clearing. “Even better than you describ…
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WESTONS A WHORE!
Amy was a tall blonde transexual stripper from tailand who i liked to masturbate to when the porn on HBO was all softcore. He…
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Moms Homade Jew
Im a douche bag!!
Poem Time!!
Time to NOT rhyme!
OR be cool!
like school.
or HIV.
or pool.
mool.
not a word.
have you heard?
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Nighty-Night Lars
The dog was gray.
Maybe.
It was hard to tell through all the blood, dirt, and some slimy black ooze.
Lars tried to pick the … -
Detention Part Two
Now, the sole flaw of my leather pants: The inability to hide a hard-on.
As i sat staring at her, i felt it. A bulge. Oh boy…
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A Friend For Lars
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Lars the Hobo
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Room 235
So there I sat. Between a stoner and a goth. Sweet.
Oh well, at least i had my leather pants.
The long-haired delinquant on…
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Hoover's Encounter
Hoover went home that night with his owner, Samantha Jefferson. Along the way home he had been stpped and petted by more than…
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Project S
Hoover was a black lab.
X94-D7 was a programmed nano-bot.
His program?
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Good Morning, Beautiful
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