Tintin's published ficlets

  • April Fool's Inspired by text

    I hate the ER. I never drink tequila. I don’t even remember what that knife fight was all about.

    I remember breaking up with…

  • Best laid plans Inspired by text

    What a stupid idea.

    No, it’s not! You’re just mad that you didn’t think of it.

    If I had thought of it, I would have enough…

  • Pudding Inspired by text

    Does this smell OK to you?

    What is it? I won’t know if it smells good without a frame of reference. Just take it out of the …

  • The worst doctor in the world.

    The doctor came back into the room.

    “I’ve patched up the stab wound quite well, and you should life life fairly normally fro…

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