No Middle Name's published ficlets
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Pirate
“Who’s going to pay for the door?”, I asked the two goons, because there’s always two goons. One big, one small.
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Snailzilla Attacks!
Leaving gooey destruction in its wake, Snailzilla oozed back into the turquoise depths from whence it came.
Who knows why it…
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Another passenger
He is short. His suit is too big, he looks like a child dressing up as Daddy. Okay, so it would be a sinister, wiry child who…
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Passengers
The 7:45 is on the platform already. Suits are bleating their way on board as she walks briskly towards the last carriage. Sh…
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Jenny and the Robot Pirates
“Is it raining?”, asked Jenny.
“No, that be nuts, boy”, replied Moulinex750, who was experimenting with a more nautical turn … -
Robot Pirates
“Captain! Ninja squirrels off the port bow!”
“Thank you, Nautomatic_5t. Usual procedures, gentlemen. Detach all your easily d… -
The Last Unicorn
Miriam stopped hacking her way through the undergrowth. She had seen something following her through the forest. It was alway…
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Happy talk
It was ok when the guy in the mirror started talking to me. I could handle that, it almost made sense. He was me, after all. ...
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Weddings
I own a bridalwear shop. Women come to me to help them look beautiful on the most important day of their lives. I give them a…
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