Alec and Simone Make Dinner Plans

by Crown Me Tarzan, King of Mars

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“Well, Al,” Simone hissed through another wave of pain, “it’s nice to meet you, but us standing around in an alley is not going to get me laid.” Simone turned to walk away and stumbled, splashing knees-first into a puddle.

Alec gargled a mouthful of sour alley-water and spat. “You don’t look so hot, girl,” he said, helping Simone to her feet. “Jonesing bad, huh? I know what that’s like. So, what’s your poison?”

“I require a man’s living essence,” Simone replied weakly. “Taken during the act… of coitus. Frankly, vampire, I don’t think you can help me in either department.”

Alec frowned. “Living essence? Oh, you mean… OK, yuck… but I drink blood, so who am I to judge, right?” Alec scratched his head, thinking. “There’s the all-night peep-shows over on the South Side. Plenty of horny guys down there… but I’m thinking a girl like you wants something a little more… refined. High class.” Alec snapped his fingers.

“I know just the place! Stick with me sweet-heart, cause tonight, we’re both going to feast.”

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Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. Alec and Simone Make Dinner Plans

    artistsrunwild's Buddy Icon artistsrunwild

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    This series is really good…it’s funny and it’s engaging and it’s mystery

    i like it

    you 3 guys: howie, nick and tarzan – should keep writing!!

  2. Alec and Simone Make Dinner Plans

    Nick's Buddy Icon Nick

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Oh God, Alec wants to be the Boggart in this story… Blake’s not going to like that.

  3. Alec and Simone Make Dinner Plans

    Alexa ♥'s Buddy Icon Alexa ♥

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Hillarious. I love that the vampire’s disgusted.

  4. Alec and Simone Make Dinner Plans

    A Clockwork Apple's Buddy Icon A Clockwork Apple

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    It’s really easy to get into the characters here. I like that,

  5. Alec and Simone Make Dinner Plans

    Howie Amourscow's Buddy Icon Howie Amourscow

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Okay, now you’ve got me wondering what Alec’s got in mind…

  6. Alec and Simone Make Dinner Plans

    Crown Me Tarzan, King of Mars' Buddy Icon Crown Me Tarzan, King of Mars

    Posted about 1 year ago

    Christ, I have no idea. Just making it up as I go along, and hoping someone more talented than me will figure it out.

  7. Alec and Simone Make Dinner Plans

    YodaOnCrack's Buddy Icon YodaOnCrack

    Posted about 1 year ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Dude, you have some imagination.

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