Ficlets

“Let’s write a ficlet!”
“No we’re too tired. We should go to sleep.”
“What? Are you kidding? The night is still young! Let’s party!”
“We need to be well rested for tomorrow morning.”
“Why? What’s tomorrow morning?”
“Sunday! It’s Church day!”
“Woopdeedoo…”
“Leave it to a shoulder devil to hate Church!”
“I don’t hate Church… I said ‘woopdeedoo!’ It’s called enthusiasm!”
“No, it’s called sarcasm.”
“Fine! We can go to sleep! Don’t get your vestments in a bunch!”
“Thank you!”
”...but can we get a snack first? I’m hungry!”
“Then we’ll never get to sleep!”
“Ooooo! Cookie dough!”
“We can’t sleep when we’re all hyped up on sugar!”
“Well we definitely can’t sleep on an empty stomach!”
“And you think cookie is gonna fill that void?”
“Are you calling me fat?”
“Well…”
“You ARE calling me fat!”
“No I’m not!”
“That’s a sin!”
“I didn’t call you fat!”
“Lying’s a sin too!”
“I’m not lying!”
“Yahuh!”
“Nahah!”
“Yahuh!”
“This is stupid!”
“You’re just mad cause you’re gonna lose your halo!”
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