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So You Want to Be a God?

by Crown Me Tarzan, King of Mars

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They would be coming for her soon.

The boy wizard and his ally, the mercenary. The conniving hemophage. The renegades, destined to end this world.

She just didn’t care. She had much larger concerns now.

Faced with the ability to do anything, Simone was incapable of deciding what to do first.

Would she return to Hell? Not as a slave, but as a conqueror. She’d make that hermaphroditic freak Belphegor her whore this time around, and keep Lucifer as a pet. Maybe she would do what no other had done, and smash Heaven into rubble. Perhaps she would claim Earth for herself, and burn it out of spite.

Decisions…

And what about worshipers? Simone was a god now; didn’t she need worshipers? First she would need a religion, and prophets. How do you find a prophet? She wished that Zeus had left a handbook to explain what she should do next.

Simone finally made a decision. The four renegades and that obnoxious vampire were still outside planning something.

She decided to go downstairs and introduce herself.

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  1. So You Want to Be a God?

    artistsrunwild's Buddy Icon artistsrunwild

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    nice twist

    i like the outlook of simone as a god…in that it seems like she isnt going to be able to fully use her powers somehow…perhaps someone will be able to stop her during her time of lack of action?!

    we shall wait and see…

  2. So You Want to Be a God?

    Nick's Buddy Icon Nick

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Aw, crap. The end is nigh, ain’t it?

    Excellent return to Simone by the way.

  3. So You Want to Be a God?

    Howie Amourscow's Buddy Icon Howie Amourscow

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Awesome! Just about any piece of writing that casually drops the word “hemophage” is awesome, anyway, but this is all-around awesome, from its head to its toes.

  4. So You Want to Be a God?

    Alexa ♥'s Buddy Icon Alexa ♥

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    She wished that Zeus had left a handbook to explain what she should do next.
    As far as I can recall, becoming a deity is very difficult.

  5. So You Want to Be a God?

    Fyora Cartagan's Buddy Icon Fyora Cartagan

    Posted about 1 year ago

    I love the “boy wizard” phrase, I’m not sure if it has been used before, but it amused me. {Boy wizard usually means Harry Potter these days. Thanks for taking it back.}

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