Hollywood Heroin 2

by blueyedwonder

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Dear Gossip Girl, Hollywood Heroin,
I cut myself at night because my boyfriend broke up with me.
—SoEmoIDon’tKnowWhatToDoWithMyself

Dear SEIDKWTDM ,
Duh! Why are you wasting time cutting yourself?!! Go cut STAB that nasty boyfriend!

Dear double-H,
I’m ADHD . My girlfriend hates me because of it, she only goes out with me because I buy her expensive things. What do I do?
—MentalHottie

Dear MentalCreep,
That’s really messed up. Just in case you want to know.
And, one word: Pills. Just, please, for all our sakes: no Ecstasy.

Dear Hollywood Heroin,
I like this girl, but she likes my friend. What do I do?
—Ladytroubles

Dear Ladytroubles,
Please see SEIDKWTDM ’s response. Except, of course, I sincerely hope the friend isn’t really your boyfriend…just a friend who’s a boy.

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Comments

Average Reader Rating: 4.5 stars out of 5

  1. Hollywood Heroin 2

    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted 8 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    That was sooo funny!

  2. Hollywood Heroin 2

    THX 0477's Buddy Icon THX 0477

    Posted 8 months ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Hmm, fun but not quite up to the standards of some of the previous ones. Although I did like the SoEmoIDon’tKnowWhatToDoWithMyself.

  3. Hollywood Heroin 2

    blueyedwonder's Buddy Icon blueyedwonder

    Posted 8 months ago

    yes, i have to agree…this was just a little, blah im bored type of thing. but thanks to kermitgorf!

  4. Hollywood Heroin 2

    One Time, One Chance's Buddy Icon One Time, One Chance

    Posted 8 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    hahhha, very funny =]

  5. Hollywood Heroin 2

    Overlooked_Merchandise's Buddy Icon Overlooked_Merchandise

    Posted 7 months ago

    not to take it that seriously, but i thought that was a little mean. I mean some people actually go through things like that and it seems like all you are doing is making fun of them. What if someone actually believed this, what if they actually did something like that, then it wouldn’t be very funny would it?

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    blueyedwonder's Buddy Icon blueyedwonder

    Posted 7 months ago

    err…who would believe a comedic series on an online website?

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    LovingYourHeartbreak♥'s Buddy Icon LovingYourHeartbreak♥

    Posted 6 months ago

    hahaha that was pretty funny
    =D

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