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The Low Carb Kid vs. Yo' Momma

by Hobo Beard Bob

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“Yo’ Momma’ so fat she has her own zip code!”

“Haw! Haw! Haw! Read another one dood! Read one with a cuss word!”

The Low Carb Kid looked up from his cookbook, frustrated by the chortling that was emanating from the Humor section of the bookstore. The Joke Book Kids were back. The plague of book browsers everywhere. No joke book was too unfunny for them; no joke too distasteful for them to read aloud.

The Low Carb Kid dropped his cookbook, said a prayer to Crom, and walked towards the source of the noise.

“Please keep the noise down kids. You’re being very rude,” he said politely, trying to keep his cool.

“Yo’ Momma’ so stupid she gets hit by parked cars!” one of the kids shot back at him.

The group howled with laughter, then quickly went silent when they noticed The Low Carb Kid’s war stare. He responded coldly, “I don’t have a Momma’; me and my Dad share yours, kid!”

“Hey! That one isn’t in the book!” the leader cried out, as everyone in the bookstore laughed and pointed.

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Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. The Low Carb Kid vs. Yo' Momma

    Kermitgorf's Buddy Icon Kermitgorf

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Funny esp the parked car bit lol.

  2. The Low Carb Kid vs. Yo' Momma

    Alexa ♥'s Buddy Icon Alexa ♥

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Excellent. Nice to know that LCK is out there somewhere, fighting all kinds of crime.

  3. The Low Carb Kid vs. Yo' Momma

    Dangerous Angels' Buddy Icon Dangerous Angels

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Ha Ha loved the title

  4. The Low Carb Kid vs. Yo' Momma

    Valley Fey/Pinprick's Buddy Icon Valley Fey/Pinprick

    Posted 11 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Low Carb Kid to the rescue! I love this.

  5. The Low Carb Kid vs. Yo' Momma

    ♥Bridget's Buddy Icon ♥Bridget

    Posted 9 months ago

    OMG that is friggen hysterical!! I love your stories!!!

  6. The Low Carb Kid vs. Yo' Momma

    thebetweenspace's Buddy Icon thebetweenspace

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Hilarious, he defeated them with their own weapon, bad jokes.

  7. The Low Carb Kid vs. Yo' Momma

    thebetweenspace's Buddy Icon thebetweenspace

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Hilarious, he defeated them with their own weapon, bad jokes.

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