Reduced to Dick

by THX 0477

Staring at the door I can only sigh and shudder, half out of disgust and half on account of the booze from last night. Had it really come to this? Me, a dick? But there’s no denying my name on the door, painted on the wavy privacy glass: Randall Hartmin, P.I..

I’d curse myself for a fool, but that’s already been done and by plenty of men and women better than me. So, I fumble through getting the keys in the lock, a process so loud I miss the heavy footsteps on the stairs. Mistakes like that can get a guy killed in this business, but I can only hope I have time to learn.

They don’t kill you in accounting, but they will crucify you for your mistakes, take your license, reduce you to…well, I scan the dusty office and know what I’ve been reduced to. This kind of reflection and consideration is better left to those with more time on their hands.

“Mr. Hartmin, I hear you’re good with numbers,” the voice is heavy, a growl, and it’s right behind me.

Without turning all I can say is, “Not anymore.”

Comments

Average Reader Rating: 4.5 stars out of 5

  1. Reduced to Dick

    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted 8 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Classic P.I. story, I enjoyed it, creative top notch!

  2. Reduced to Dick

    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted 8 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    could be a modern P.I.,title was funny.

  3. Reduced to Dick

    Laine P. Grey's Buddy Icon Laine P. Grey

    Posted 8 months ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Haha, I’m assuming that the word had a different meaning then.

  4. Reduced to Dick

    Laine P. Grey's Buddy Icon Laine P. Grey

    Posted 8 months ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    I just read it over, and it’s not nearly as bad as you think. I rather enjoyed it.

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