The Prowling Sniper of Lake Derry

by uselessness

It was already an hour past Jefferson’s bedtime. Yet here he was in his pajamas, standing with Ralph Ames at the side of U.S. 162 shining a flashlight into Chief Ridgway’s overturned pickup. Pie crumbs and bits of apple filling still lingered in the flannel trousers, but tonight was not the kind of night one worried about such things.

Ridgway’s body had been thoughtfully placed on the tailgate by Ralph, who was even more drunk since finding the first cadaver that morning. He was nearly incomprehensible by this point, and he smelled pretty bad too.

“Who’d want to kill both Ridgways in the same day,” mused Jefferson, pacing. “And with two different guns? I figure it’s either bum luck or somebody tryin’ to get rid of all the law in Lake Derry.”

“J-j-jeffer…suh-j-jeffer…son,” Ralph slobbered, “Don’t ye think… you might be, uh, n-n-nexttt? To get… uh… get…”

“Shot?” finished Jefferson. “Reckon so.”

Suddenly a shot did ring out in the night, and Jefferson’s nightcap was missing its pompom. He took cover.

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  1. The Prowling Sniper of Lake Derry

    RicoLaser's Buddy Icon RicoLaser

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    Lovin’ the pompom.

  2. The Prowling Sniper of Lake Derry

    Kevin Lawver's Buddy Icon Kevin Lawver

    Posted about 1 year ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Congrats on writing ficlet #1500!

  3. The Prowling Sniper of Lake Derry

    uselessness' Buddy Icon uselessness

    Posted about 1 year ago

    Oh, cool! That’s an honor!

    I can’t believe there are so many, so soon. Ficlets are a hit!

  4. The Prowling Sniper of Lake Derry

    jprickett's Buddy Icon jprickett

    Posted about 1 year ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Hehehe…pompom

  5. The Prowling Sniper of Lake Derry

    White Hat's Buddy Icon White Hat

    Posted 10 months ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    A sniper who hits a… pompom… is trying to do so, I imagine.
    Giggles and snickers abound.

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