[YodaOnCrack's Rap Challenge] An Unexceptional Nom de Plume

by Ben Paddon

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B to the E to the N to the P To the Addon,
Babblin’ and incoherent like John Madden,
Didn’t pick myself a clever nom de plume and now I’m saddened,
Enraged and enmaddened. Could’ve picked one – What happened?
Do I just lack flair and originality?
Have I lost my perspicacity? Am I just a fatality
Of our vulturous culture that thrives on entertainment?
It’ll take a team of research scientists to try’n explain it.

Peace out. Apparently.

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Comments

Average Reader Rating: 4.5 stars out of 5

  1. [YodaOnCrack's Rap Challenge] An Unexceptional Nom de Plume

    Ben Paddon's Buddy Icon Ben Paddon

    Posted 10 months ago

    My apologies to the people reading this.

  2. [YodaOnCrack's Rap Challenge] An Unexceptional Nom de Plume

    The Lady's Buddy Icon The Lady

    Posted 10 months ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    I think that’s kinda how these rap things go… “Apologies for our ridiculousness…”

  3. [YodaOnCrack's Rap Challenge] An Unexceptional Nom de Plume

    Fyora Cartagan's Buddy Icon Fyora Cartagan

    Posted 10 months ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    You know you can change your name on here, right?

  4. [YodaOnCrack's Rap Challenge] An Unexceptional Nom de Plume

    Ben Paddon's Buddy Icon Ben Paddon

    Posted 10 months ago

    Yep! It’s perhaps a bit of an in-joke, though. I prefer to use my proper name in most cases.

  5. [YodaOnCrack's Rap Challenge] An Unexceptional Nom de Plume

    White Hat's Buddy Icon White Hat

    Posted 10 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Well, I think it’s awesome rap.

  6. [YodaOnCrack's Rap Challenge] An Unexceptional Nom de Plume

    Russell Ruffino's Buddy Icon Russell Ruffino

    Posted 10 months ago

    This inspired to me to do my own.

    God knows why.

  7. [YodaOnCrack's Rap Challenge] An Unexceptional Nom de Plume

    One Time, One Chance's Buddy Icon One Time, One Chance

    Posted 10 months ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    pikapikapikapikapikapow word.

  8. [YodaOnCrack's Rap Challenge] An Unexceptional Nom de Plume

    YodaOnCrack's Buddy Icon YodaOnCrack

    Posted 10 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Ha! Priceless!!! Love it!!!

  9. [YodaOnCrack's Rap Challenge] An Unexceptional Nom de Plume

    flute faerie's Buddy Icon flute faerie

    Posted 9 months ago

    Lol, I love it

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