5 Things I've Never Told Anyone Online

by uselessness

1. My full name: Tyler Marks Fisher.

2. My Social Security Number: 295-17-8924.

3. My Visa number, expiration date, and security code: 4762 1583 4771 2966; 02/12; 115.

4. My mother’s maiden name: Morris.

5. My home address: 1255 Louisiana Blvd. SE, Albuquerque, NM 87108 .

Comments

Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. 5 Things I've Never Told Anyone Online

    Fyora Cartagan's Buddy Icon Fyora Cartagan

    Posted 9 months ago

    ...I’m assuming those aren’t right? (at least most aren’t, hopefully?)

  2. 5 Things I've Never Told Anyone Online

    someday_93's Buddy Icon someday_93

    Posted 9 months ago

    I’m hoping the same exact thing, Fyora…hoping desperately…let’s just assume for now.
    LoA

  3. 5 Things I've Never Told Anyone Online

    Blusparrow's Buddy Icon Blusparrow

    Posted 9 months ago

    Those aren’t right are they? If there not, cool writing! If not, O M G !

  4. 5 Things I've Never Told Anyone Online

    .:band baby:.'s Buddy Icon .:band baby:.

    Posted 9 months ago

    wow uhm.. really hoping those arn’t true. because if they are.. well..

  5. 5 Things I've Never Told Anyone Online

    uselessness' Buddy Icon uselessness

    Posted 9 months ago

    It’s the internet, what’s the worst that could happen?
    LoA

  6. 5 Things I've Never Told Anyone Online

    One Time, One Chance's Buddy Icon One Time, One Chance

    Posted 9 months ago

    ..uh.. does this mean i should call you tyler?

  7. 5 Things I've Never Told Anyone Online

    uselessness' Buddy Icon uselessness

    Posted 9 months ago

    Not too loudly, I don’t want people to find out!

  8. 5 Things I've Never Told Anyone Online

    Brebelles' Buddy Icon Brebelles

    Posted 9 months ago

    Thats funny. I really don’t think he’d put it acually up.

    Good idea though!

  9. 5 Things I've Never Told Anyone Online

    llamaluvsmenotu's Buddy Icon llamaluvsmenotu

    Posted 9 months ago

    LMAO !!! HAAA !!!! I LOVE THIS !!

  10. 5 Things I've Never Told Anyone Online

    THX 0477's Buddy Icon THX 0477

    Posted 9 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    You’re hilarious dude, right there on the edge of sanity.
    LoA

  11. 5 Things I've Never Told Anyone Online

    Saint Chuck's Buddy Icon Saint Chuck

    Posted 9 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    You are my kind of guy. I agree word for word with THX .

  12. 5 Things I've Never Told Anyone Online

    Student Teacher's Pet's Buddy Icon Student Teacher's Pet

    Posted 9 months ago

    I don’t think you’re very funny.

    At all.

  13. 5 Things I've Never Told Anyone Online

    Stovohobo's Buddy Icon Stovohobo

    Posted 9 months ago

    I was thinking about exactly what THX and Saint Chuck said. That made me crack up and feel uncomfortable at the same time. For your sake, I hope that information is incorrect. But then you’d have a veerryy active imagination.

  14. 5 Things I've Never Told Anyone Online

    flute faerie's Buddy Icon flute faerie

    Posted 9 months ago

    lol, I should hope you’re kidding. But then again, who’s gonna know the difference?

  15. 5 Things I've Never Told Anyone Online

    Alexa ♥'s Buddy Icon Alexa ♥

    Posted 9 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Don’t worry, uselessness. I’ve also never told anyone that my name is Tyler Marks Fisher.
    ~
    I hope you feel better knowing that you are not alone in this.

  16. 5 Things I've Never Told Anyone Online

    The Ghost in the Machine's Buddy Icon The Ghost in the Machine

    Posted 9 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Nah its all real I got a new credit card thanx 2 this stuff. Love ya uselessness!

    lol jk rlly funny man idk how u do it

  17. 5 Things I've Never Told Anyone Online

    Dreamer's Buddy Icon Dreamer

    Posted 8 months ago

    ha ha funnnnnnnnny

  18. 5 Things I've Never Told Anyone Online

    Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore"'s Buddy Icon Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore"

    Posted 8 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Why are all of you hoping the info isn’t real? I’m writing it down!!! Lol, jk. But seriously… I am… no, still jk. hard decisions.

  19. 5 Things I've Never Told Anyone Online

    FlirtingWithaBrickWall's Buddy Icon FlirtingWithaBrickWall

    Posted 8 months ago

    haha, that’s amazing

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