Twain and Livingstone: A Curious Reunion

by uselessness

“Fine,” said Twain, “I need to chat with the good Dr. Livingstone, but I’ll give you control of the ship if you promise to return for me in one hour… with Emily Dickinson.”

“Where did that name come from all of a sudden?”

“That’s the deal, take it or leave it, Tesla.”

“Done.”

The author and inventor parted ways, and soon Mark Twain was left standing in an African jungle clearing with nary a map or machete. But he had a cigar in hand, and one tucked away for later, and he was ready for anything.

“I say, who goes there?” called out a voice behind him.

He turned around to see his friend in knee-high boots and full safari gear. “David, you old sot! It’s been a long time!”

The explorer cocked his head and took a step backwards. “Do I know you?”

“Of course you know me!” Twain tried to remember what year he had met the doctor, and wasn’t sure, come to think of it, if that was earlier or later than today.

“Wait… you’re Sam! I didn’t recognize you without your mustache.”

“It’s Twain now, David. Mark Twain.”

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  1. Twain and Livingstone: A Curious Reunion

    Hobo Beard Bob's Buddy Icon Hobo Beard Bob

    Posted 9 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Fact: You can sing all of Emily Dickinson’s poems to the tune of Gilligan’s Island.

  2. Twain and Livingstone: A Curious Reunion

    uselessness' Buddy Icon uselessness

    Posted 9 months ago

    Wow. It’s true! I’ll never think of her the same way again.
    LoA

  3. Twain and Livingstone: A Curious Reunion

    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted 9 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Twain, Mark Twain lol. Loa

  4. Twain and Livingstone: A Curious Reunion

    Ben Paddon's Buddy Icon Ben Paddon

    Posted 9 months ago

    Licensed to… moustache?

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