You've Got the Awesome Quiz…I've Got the Awesome Answers

by Crown Me Tarzan, King of Mars

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1.Dating a celebrity?
Joan of Arc — only if she looks like Jane Wiedlin from Bill and Ted.

2.Buds with a celebrity?
Warren Ellis. Does internet celebrity count?

3.Sport?
American Gladiator. My name: Explodo ®

4.TV show?
BSG . I’d play a hot-shot pilot who has an illicit affair with Starbuck and end up flying my Viper on a suicide mission against a Basestar…only to wake up later in a Cylon Resurrection Tank.
Besides, would it kill those guys to cast more African-Americans on that show? It’s like the only black people in space are Zoe from Firefly and Lando Calrissian.

5.Superpower?
I dunno…how about the power of flight,
that do anything for ya?
It’s levitation, Holmes
How about the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away
With mind bullets?
That’s telekinesis Kyle
How about the power…to move you?

6.In a band?
Nouvelle Bardot’s super-band. But only if I get to wear eyeshadow and play a Casio DG20 digital guitar.

7. If a character in your stories were real?
Lemuel Gulliver Gates: Time-Hopping Man of Mystery.

Prequels

Write a prequel

Sequels

Write a sequel

Comments

  1. You've Got the Awesome Quiz…I've Got the Awesome Answers

    Crown Me Tarzan, King of Mars' Buddy Icon Crown Me Tarzan, King of Mars

    Posted 5 months ago

    10,00 awesome points and a no-prize to the first person to figure out where the superpower quote is from.

  2. You've Got the Awesome Quiz…I've Got the Awesome Answers

    Crown Me Tarzan, King of Mars' Buddy Icon Crown Me Tarzan, King of Mars

    Posted 5 months ago

    10,000 awesome points, that is.

  3. You've Got the Awesome Quiz…I've Got the Awesome Answers

    Batak Beatrix's Buddy Icon Batak Beatrix

    Posted 5 months ago

    Haha, there’s always Jordi LaForge from TNG …

    And for the awesome points, that would be Wonderboy by Tenacious D.

  4. You've Got the Awesome Quiz…I've Got the Awesome Answers

    Crown Me Tarzan, King of Mars' Buddy Icon Crown Me Tarzan, King of Mars

    Posted 5 months ago

    Correct!!! Your No-Prize and Awesome Points Voucher © is in the mail! (Please allow 6 – 8 weeks delivery time)
    Awesome Points Voucher © not redeemable for cash

  5. You've Got the Awesome Quiz…I've Got the Awesome Answers

    Nouvelle Bardot's Buddy Icon Nouvelle Bardot

    Posted 5 months ago

    You so know that you’re in my band right?

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