ahh…just what i needed, a story that made me smile! is it just me are do i sense a sequel? : )
BTW : this is so me on many levels, i mean after all ‘You only live once.’ might as well give the world something to remember you by…buuurrrpp! …lol
LoA

Thanks! And maybe a sequel. Maybe :)

The dialog has a touch of Elmore Leonard. Nice.

Very amusing. I love your first paragraph. Your dialogue is definitely strong in this ficlet.

LoA

omg, so funny the dialogue.. the comebacks.. what a slob. You’re now a must read forme.