stylorouge's published ficlets
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Grammer: A Short Treatise on the Importance of Right Usage
Your probably wondering why am I righting this. But please lend me you’re ears, ahem, eyes for a few moments of you’re time.
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The Extraordinarily Queer Transaction of a Stratocaster (3)
“Hey, buddy? Chu think?”
Scott really didn’t know where to go with this. He’d been in instrument retail most of his adult l…
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The Extraordinarily Queer Transaction of a Stratocaster (2)
You talking selling or auction? I’d do auction my damn self. Come to think of it, I wouldn’t be selling it. Your call though….
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The Extraordinarily Queer Transaction of a Stratocaster
It was ten minutes after he’d first laid eyes on it, and Scott Ferguson still held the Fender Strat lightly in his hands bef…
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The Return of An Open Letter to HoboBeardBob
My Dear HoboBeardBob,
I must say you do impress me! I did not know that a Thalidomide child with club hands could adapt to…
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Leonard Part 6: A Short Treatise on Excellence
Noted for his profound timing and staggering ability to turn an evil vegetarian premise into comedy gold, Bill Cosby’s charac…
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Braided Hair: A Southern Haunting
Well, now at you said somethin, I reckon I gotta tell this one.
J’ever know Purchase Grover’s momma? Member she up an died …
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An Open Letter to HoboBeardBob
Dearest HoboBeardBob,
I recently learned that you suffer from an incurable and rare form of swollen hemorrhoids. I am so sor…
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Alive: A Southern Haunting
Now, don’t that jest beat all?
Minds me of a time when ‘at Riddlespur boy’s up air at the Birminham learnin’ how ta preach….
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The Cabin: A Southern Haunting
Hey, ‘at ain’t nuthin’. Back when me’n ye momma lived up yonder on Georgie Mount’n..member hit uz way on back in th’ woods …
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Creating the Illusion
The Jeep slowed to a crawl as Dai eased it over onto the shoulder of the interstate. He had intentionally driven in the oppos…
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5 Awkward Things for Your Doctor to Say in the Middle of a Prostate Exam
5. Man, you smell good.
4. Lemme just put my other hand on your shoulder and we’ll get started.
3. They said I had the bigg…
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Insanity at the Bateau Lavoir
The sun’s rays crept through the trees and warmed his face as the biting Parisian winter found its way through the moth holes…
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5 Awkward Things to Say When Commenting on Fan Fiction (Sci-Fi/Fantasy Edition)
5. So, you know Palpatine was in Star Wars not Star Trek?
4. Yeah, I liked it. I especially liked the part where you kep…
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Thirteen Minutes 'Til Freedom
Dai checked his watch. Lord, he thought. Thirteen minutes left until she gets home. Thirteen minutes of freedom.
He knew th…
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Preparing for the Kill
Bastian eyed his mustache in the rear-view mirror, cracked open Cinderella’s Long Cold Winter tape case, fastforwarded throug…
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