Spying on Pierre

by Nouvelle Bardot

Add to AIMShare

Izzy is at the window, peering quite rudely into Pierre’s apartment while I pretend to flip through a book. I told her its no use, but this time she brought binoculars.

And she says I’m insane.

“Marguerite!” She cries, beckoning me to the window. She hands me the binoculars, and I adjust them right into his window. I can’t see much of anything, it seems fairly dark, but there is a rustle of movement, followed by loud, banging piano keys in an angry rhythm.

“What is he doing? He’s insane!” Izzy cries as I hand her the binoculars.

“Izzy, we’re two young women standing around in tshirts and undies spying on our neighbour from a bathroom window. I think that constitutes as insane,” I said.

Izzy leaned out the window and screamed across the alley in her native tongue, “Seja quieto! Nós estamos fazendo o amor sobre aqui!”

The music stopped.

“Izzy? What the hell did you say?” I asked.

“Something about us having sex, and he was interrupting,” she replied. I ducked down, pulling her with me.

Prequels

Write a prequel

Sequels

Write a sequel

Comments

Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. Spying on Pierre

    Ana Cristina's Buddy Icon Ana Cristina

    Posted 7 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I am loving this series so much I can’t stand it. Kudos to you and Culture Shock w/ Mike Schwartz for crafting such believable characters. I look forward to the next installment!
    LoA
    (Dang, where’s the 10 star button?)

  2. Spying on Pierre

    Culture Shock w/ Mike Schwartz's Buddy Icon Culture Shock w/ Mike Schwartz

    Posted 7 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    thanks for translating for me… I no nothing of French… hell I live in an ESL community and I can’t even speak the native tongue… :)

    And I can’t wait to sequel!!! but oh how will Pierre react???

  3. Spying on Pierre

    THX 0477's Buddy Icon THX 0477

    Posted 7 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I’m pretty sure that was Spanish, which throws a whole different twist into things. Funny pair of girls. Am I wrong for picturing them in the undies? I promise, I’m only imagining very demure cotton ones. Ooh, it’s late; filter’s off.
    LoA

  4. Spying on Pierre

    Nouvelle Bardot's Buddy Icon Nouvelle Bardot

    Posted 7 months ago

    THX , IF I CAN CONJURE UP WOMEN IN PANTIES , THEN I SURE HOPE YOU AND EVERYONE ELSE DOES TOO . AND SHE WAS SPEAKING PORTUGUESE .

  5. Spying on Pierre

    emma jo_234's Buddy Icon emma jo_234

    Posted 7 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I believe I love this series too much.

  6. Spying on Pierre

    PyroPunk 51 (PPP LoA)'s Buddy Icon PyroPunk 51 (PPP LoA)

    Posted 3 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Very funny. A woman in underwear screaming Portuguese at a French man.

Want to comment on this ficlet? You need to sign in!