Caught Red Pantied

by Nouvelle Bardot

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Alright, so I just completely broke the whole stalker confidentaility rule and started apologizing. Wait a second, now they know that I know his name. Crap! Now they’re both peering out the window and I’m standing here dressed like some kind of idiot. I duck down under the window ledge. Its my only choice.

Pierre is saying something, in English. Oh my god. He knows English. And here Izzy and I were talking about him all yesterday, loudly. I made a lunge for the telephone and rang up Izzy.

“Bonito, I told you, don’t call me here…”

“Isabella!”

“Marguerite? I thought this was Marco calling about…?”

“Yes! Yes its me, and I’m hiding behind my sofa! There are two French guys out my window now, and one is yelling at me and I’m dressed like a robot fantasy girl, and I don’t think they like Duran Duran, and I accidentally blurted out something…”

“Menina, breathe. Wait, did you say two French guys?”

“Yeah…”

“I’ll be right over.”

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Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. Caught Red Pantied

    emma jo_234's Buddy Icon emma jo_234

    Posted 8 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    hahahahahahahahahahaha. Can’t wait to see what happens.

  2. Caught Red Pantied

    THX 0477's Buddy Icon THX 0477

    Posted 8 months ago

    Izzy is hilarious, oh my goodness, and good job keeping her consistently bawdy. I like her more and more each ficlet.
    LoA

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    Culture Shock w/ Mike Schwartz's Buddy Icon Culture Shock w/ Mike Schwartz

    Posted 8 months ago

    hmm… who is this Marco friend of Izzy’s?

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