New Shampoo?

by Phil Sporlan

Michael gets to work. Thoughts of his first day at the gym still running through his head.

“What a mess I am.” He thinks

Quickly forgets everything when he sees his very lovely soon to be friend for life. Will there be a window today? Anything more than “Hello” would be a victory.

Michael begins to walk over to Elisabeth. He stands in front of her.

“I like your hair”

She smiles but not in a good way.

“I mean, Hello. How are you today? Your hair is nice. Is that a new shampoo?”

Elisabeth stares at him and quietly answers.

“Yes it is.”

Michael begins to laugh. Wipes his recently trimed eye brows.

“Is that it?” she asks.

“I’m sorry, I can’t tell you how stupid I feel. Sorry. I have to go unload a truck.”

Michael quickly walks away, Elisabeth watches him leave.

“Was he bothering you?” Asks the manager.

She shakes her head no.

Michael is standing in front of the bathroom mirror. Very disappointed in himself.

Manager begins yelling “Ernest you don’t work today!”

Comments

Average Reader Rating: 3.5 stars out of 5

  1. New Shampoo?

    Stovohobo's Buddy Icon Stovohobo

    Posted 14 days ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Great conveyance of his insecurity and nerves. I like it.

  2. New Shampoo?

    THX 0477's Buddy Icon THX 0477

    Posted 13 days ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Poor guy. That shampoo line never works.

  3. New Shampoo?

    writer4life00nj's Buddy Icon writer4life00nj

    Posted 13 days ago

    I hope a boy never tried that line on me…....unless he’s famous lol jk

  4. New Shampoo?

    Bartimaeus' Buddy Icon Bartimaeus

    Posted 8 days ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    you should try the eye routine…

  5. New Shampoo?

    DARK's Buddy Icon DARK

    Posted 8 days ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Nice story that awsome its amazing.

  6. New Shampoo?

    Celestic23's Buddy Icon Celestic23

    Posted 6 days ago

    ouch what a bummer

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     Kermitgorf's Buddy Icon Kermitgorf

    Posted 4 days ago

    Such a sad sad man,yet I feel forhim and want wish him successs. an original character you created Phil. loving this series. and its point of view

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