The Unknown Minion

by David B

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San Fransisco, CA- The long awaited memorial to the so called “unknown minion” was officially opened today. The statue is a respectable 10 feet tall. It features a generic muscular superhero standing a top a pile of corpses dressed in silly costumes. The superhero is holding one body high above his head as if he is about to throw it to the ground. The statue is made of bronze. At the base of the statue a small plaque reads “To all minions who have toiled thankless under psychotic dictatorial rule and whose death went unremarked or even unnoticed.” The creation of this monument has been the goal of the Minions Union of America. The union is a small organization that strives for fair wages for all minions and affordable health and life insurance for their dangerous line of work.

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Average Reader Rating: 4.5 stars out of 5

  1. The Unknown Minion

    Eckhouse's Buddy Icon Eckhouse

    Posted 5 months ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Ha! Nice ode to the Red Shirts.
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  2. The Unknown Minion

    THX 0477's Buddy Icon THX 0477

    Posted 5 months ago

    Let’s hear it for the minions. Funny addition, in its own little vein and style.
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    Capital "W" Writer (LoA's Geekus Awesomeus)'s Buddy Icon Capital "W" Writer (LoA's Geekus Awesomeus)

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I wonder if Rex Hamilton, Head of Faceless Minion Acquisition for the Mystic Coalition of Evil, has had contact with the MUA . I think we need to get his people to call their people.
    (ref: http://ficlets.com/stories/22775)
    Very nicely done! Those minion just don’t get the respect the deserve. :D

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    chakatreatmentson!(LoA)'s Buddy Icon chakatreatmentson!(LoA)

    Posted about 1 month ago

    A noble project , is MUA in anyway aware of “The First Guy Dead is Usually Black” organization,they are a subsidiary of the Virgins Survive Group…They should all get together and have a memorial for those who never make itr outr alive…

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