Staying Alive

by Lone Writer

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
Im a womans man, no time to talk
Music loud and women warm
Ive been kicked around since I was born

“Asked me out?” Matt scoffed.”More like forced me into submission!”
Jordan rolled his eyes. “You have a date,more importantly one that wasn’t found by me. Be happy.”
“It’s not-”
“What more do you need?!”Jordan demanded,leading the way toward the door.
“Um, reasurance? Professional documentation? Your alibi?” Matt listed.
Jordan stopped and turned around, confused. “My alibi?”
“To prove that you’ve never met Karissa in your life.”Matt said with a straight face.
Jordan looked a cross between helpless laughter and wanting to slap Matt because of his stupidity.
“Relax, I’m kidding.”
Jordan sighed.”You’re a sad, strange little man.”
“Hey!” Matt protested.”No Toy Story!”
Jordan jumped into the driver’s seat of his convertable, movie style, without opening the door. He began to sing.
“You’ve got a friend in me!”
Matt climbed into the car and sighed.

Comments

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  1. Staying Alive

    .:band baby:.'s Buddy Icon .:band baby:.

    Posted 4 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    ahaha, very cute! I love the Toy Story reference! =)
    LoA

  2. Staying Alive

    J.B. Williams' Buddy Icon J.B. Williams

    Posted 4 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Wow, that’s funny

  3. Staying Alive

    Blusparrow's Buddy Icon Blusparrow

    Posted 4 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I love Toy Story!
    We toys can see eeevvverryyythinnggg. So play nice!
    hehehe.
    Very good and funny!
    LoA

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    Posted 3 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    hee hee. Toy Story rocks!
    LoA

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