KETCHUP ATTACKING (a flower named jacoby)

by llamaluvsmenotu

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i was playing football but then i like i took a katchup bottle i took the cap off and then i squirted it at the player that was all coming towards me i was all “ahh!!! EAT KETCHUP !!” and ya know i really thought it would work, like maybe the ketchup would stain his shirt, causing him to have a panic attack, or maybe even blind him with the bright red semi-liquid. but NO. she just kepted on running at me til BAH BAM ! i was out-cold. thank gawd rod stewart suddenly jumped off the bleachers and onto the field and pushed the guy off me. otherwise i would have been a goner. guess my plan didnt work… ill never play defence again.

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  1. KETCHUP ATTACKING (a flower named jacoby)

    THX 0477's Buddy Icon THX 0477

    Posted 3 months ago

    So, it’s random and bizarre, the antagonist switches gender part of the way through, and…okay, thanks for playing.

  2. KETCHUP ATTACKING (a flower named jacoby)

    llamaluvsmenotu's Buddy Icon llamaluvsmenotu

    Posted 3 months ago

    lol!! noo problemoo
    =)

  3. KETCHUP ATTACKING (a flower named jacoby)

    Ridcully Calvert's Buddy Icon Ridcully Calvert

    Posted 2 months ago

    Hmmm… a bit too bizarre for my tastes. I like that you managed to work Rod Stewart into it, though :-)

  4. KETCHUP ATTACKING (a flower named jacoby)

    One Time, One Chance's Buddy Icon One Time, One Chance

    Posted 2 months ago

    lolololololol!
    ..
    ..enough said=]

  5. KETCHUP ATTACKING (a flower named jacoby)

    llamaluvsmenotu's Buddy Icon llamaluvsmenotu

    Posted 2 months ago

    ohh yes ol’ roddie boy is one of my favorite singers!
    i try to mention him as often as i can

    =)

  6. KETCHUP ATTACKING (a flower named jacoby)

    someday_93's Buddy Icon someday_93

    Posted 2 months ago

    wow. just, um, wow.

  7. KETCHUP ATTACKING (a flower named jacoby)

    llamaluvsmenotu's Buddy Icon llamaluvsmenotu

    Posted 2 months ago

    totaly.

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