A Series of Unlikely Events

by Fyora Cartagan

A woman suddenly fell from the sky, crashing onto the sidewalk directly outside the cafe. Neither Clicker or Lighter was startled, and both said in unison “Hey, Lu.”

She sat up, testing her limbs. “I fall from a plane, after being sucked out through a blown open window in the airplane and all I get is a ‘Hey, Lu’?“

“You’re fine aren’t you?” inquired Lighter

“And you still haven’t figured out that lottery thing, now have you?” asked Clicker, with a smirk.

She grumbled as she stood, only a little sore, and walked over to the two guys. “No, I haven’t figured it out yet, the thing’s gotta be rigged. But I’m getting better! How likely do you think it is that one window would fly off of the plane it’s attached to and suck just one passenger out? Huh? Huh?”

“Are you sure it was just you?” asked Lighter as he pointed up into the sky where there was a plane heading down faster than any safe plane should.

Lucky’s eyes widened. “I really need to be more careful with other people’s things.”

Comments

Average Reader Rating: 4.5 stars out of 5

  1. A Series of Unlikely Events

    THX 0477's Buddy Icon THX 0477

    Posted 21 days ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Funny contribution and what an awful power. Thanks for playing along with our odd-powers party!
    LoA

  2. A Series of Unlikely Events

    Jenunique's Buddy Icon Jenunique

    Posted 21 days ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Funny, in a “not so” way. That “power” would make for a bad day every day.

  3. A Series of Unlikely Events

    Fyora Cartagan's Buddy Icon Fyora Cartagan

    Posted 21 days ago

    Or a very good day, depending on what was done with it.

  4. A Series of Unlikely Events

    Saint Chuck's Buddy Icon Saint Chuck

    Posted 20 days ago

    Very entertaining. Must be a pretty difficult power to control. Nice work.
    LoA

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