CoFeEE GoOD!?!

by The Ghost in the Machine

Time slowed, and the sweat that was poring off me slowed to a trickle. The gunfire pounding my eardrums subsided to a dull thudthudthud. The bullets racing towards my body slowed and hung in the air like raindrops on a car windshield. I blinked and tried to raise my hands in front of my face in a futile gesture of defence, and to my surprise, they moved normally.I blinked again in surprise and stood up,watching the sweat that fell off me hang in the air. I smiled and looked around as everyone moved sluggishly, like we were in a big bowl of clear jello. I turned to walk away from my attackers and passed their useless bullets on the way out.
“Faster than a speeding bullet.” I chuckled to myself on my way out of the museum. I walked down the marble steps admiring all of the exquisete detail of a world slowed to a crawl. A nearby pigeon was suspended in mid-air as it tried to gain altitude.
Guess those 300 cups of coffee I bought with my tax return paid off in the end I think to myself with another chuckle.

Comments

Average Reader Rating: 4.5 stars out of 5

  1. CoFeEE GoOD!?!

    PyroPunk 51 (PPP LoA)'s Buddy Icon PyroPunk 51 (PPP LoA)

    Posted 4 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Brilliant. I think you’ll like my entry as well. I think “exquisite” is written with an “i” though.
    LoA

  2. CoFeEE GoOD!?!

    thebetweenspace's Buddy Icon thebetweenspace

    Posted 4 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    So that’s what happens when you ingest too much caffeine!

  3. CoFeEE GoOD!?!

    THX 0477's Buddy Icon THX 0477

    Posted 4 months ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Funny entry, a bit light on detail but rich in humor.

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    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted 4 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    wow thats a lot of coffee,he wont ever sleep again. action packed full of detail.

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    John Perkins' Buddy Icon John Perkins

    Posted 4 months ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Reminds me of Three Hundred Big Boys, a Futurama episode in which Fry drinks 100 cups of coffee and the whole world slows down in the same way. Reminding me of Futurama is always a good thing.
    http://video.aol.com/video-detail/frys-100th-cup-of-coffee/449481187

  6. CoFeEE GoOD!?!

    Stovohobo's Buddy Icon Stovohobo

    Posted 4 months ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Feels like an action-y slow motion movie at the beginning, like The Matrix, and then gets funny. I like the idea.

  7. CoFeEE GoOD!?!

    Jenunique's Buddy Icon Jenunique

    Posted 4 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Great job. Love the fact that it was the tax return spent on the coffee. :D

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    Apostrophe 's Buddy Icon Apostrophe

    Posted 4 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    there is a lot going on in this story.. Useless should be pleased.

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    Holdini's Buddy Icon Holdini

    Posted 4 months ago

    Haha… they did that thing in futurama. Fry goes matrix.

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