The Examination

by Ink_n_imp

“The Exam will begin in 10 moments time.”

“Exam? What Exam? I ‘m not here to be tested! And not in 10 minutes—”

“That’s 10 Moments time.”

”...10 moments? What the deuce is a moment?”

“Approximately a minute and a half, miss. Now, if you would have a seat—”

“Wait, hold that thought. Go back to that moment thing. So I really have,” she tried to do the calculation in her head, but soon gave up. The clock was ticking, after all. “So, I only have 10 minutes—er, moments.”

“Actually, miss, you only have 8 Moments now.”

“8 moments! 8 moments! But, but I’m not suppose to even be here! I have to save someone, you know! I’m not even prepared for an exam!—Say, what’s this exam examing anyway?”

“It is an Examination of your Humanity.”

”...Oh bugger.”

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  1. The Examination

    Nouvelle Bardot's Buddy Icon Nouvelle Bardot

    Posted about 1 year ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    haha, this reminds me of the monty python sketch, the argument clinic.

  2. The Examination

    Stovohobo's Buddy Icon Stovohobo

    Posted about 1 year ago

    I’ve always wondered how long a moment was…

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