Ink_n_imp's published ficlets
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Business as Usual

“Not the dishwasher again! What, does he think that dishes wash themselves?” she moans at her head waiter, who rushes off to …
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Custodian
“Lights out, ladies!”
She walked down the corridor, checking the cells one last time before her shift ended. You couldn’t st…
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Closing Time
She tops off his glass; she’s leaning with her back to the bar, watching her now silent domain. “To curfew,” she says; she’s …
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The Examination
“The Exam will begin in 10 moments time.”
“Exam? What Exam? I ‘m not here to be tested! And not in 10 minutes—”
“That’s 10…
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Elbows
“I can’t say I’ve ever been tripped by an elbow before.”
“I shouldn’t think why not.”
“Well, why should I be tripped by an …
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One of Nature's Bachelor(ettes)
“Hello daddy. Time for dinner, is it?” she asked, looking up from her book.
“Hello, dear. Just came in for a sniffer, you kn…
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Of Locked Doors
“You know, there is nothing so tempting as a locked door.” Wilde jovially rolled up her sleeves, and got to work with a hairp…