(a sequel is after the story, right? sooo…......anyways….........................)

lincoln was soo sad about yoda that he went into a great depression and grew a beard!

he bought an old hat to hide his lice and never shaved again….............

he was invited to a play by his bff jill….......idk….she was like trying to cheer him up!

but his evil fraternal, telepathical twin shot him!!!!!!!!!!

it was a sad day for americans everywhere…..........

lincoln’s last words were….................”nick jonas and josh hutcherson are sooooo sexy!”