Yoda Addresses The Gathering At Gettysburg

by Howie Amourscow

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A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, hmm, sought a galaxy, our fathers did, yes. Conceived in Liberty, it was. Dedicated to a proposition it was, hmm. We are luminous beings. Equal. Hehehehe.

Engaged in a Clone War, we are. A test. Can a nation endure when its mind is elsewhere, yes. Never on where it is. Never on what it is doing. Remember your failure at Chancellorsville! You must face General Lee alone. Remember your training! Save you, it will!

Always in motion is the future! Dedicate this ground, we cannot. Hmmph. Never forget, will the galaxy. Honored, these dead will be. Yes. Born, will freedom be, yes. Protect the Republic from Dooku. Perish from the galaxy will not this government of the people, hmm, by the people, hmm, yes, for the people.

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  1. Yoda Addresses The Gathering At Gettysburg

    The Ghost in the Machine's Buddy Icon The Ghost in the Machine

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    lol wow thats really original nice

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    Pilgrimage's Buddy Icon Pilgrimage

    Posted about 1 year ago

    This was fun to read. Thanks!

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    blueyedwonder's Buddy Icon blueyedwonder

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    haha. gr8 for a star wars nerd like meself :D

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    but i like the cookie's Buddy Icon but i like the cookie

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Wow. Oh my. Clever you are.

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    Lone Writer's Buddy Icon Lone Writer

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Wow. That’s really great! I love Star Wars. (yes i know its nerdy) Yoda commends you. LOL

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    Kevin Lawver's Buddy Icon Kevin Lawver

    Posted about 1 year ago

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    Well done. You balanced the Lincoln and Yoda very well indeed.

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    [pens&feathers]'s Buddy Icon [pens&feathers]

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Very witty. I am a huge Star Wars nerd. Fabulous and well written.

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    Fyora Cartagan's Buddy Icon Fyora Cartagan

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Congratulations on being Featured. I read this previously and loved it, and now I read it again. :)

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    Howie Amourscow's Buddy Icon Howie Amourscow

    Posted about 1 year ago

    I’m frankly amazed that such a silly piece has attracted so much attention, praise (and a “featured” position), but thank you, everybody.

  10. Yoda Addresses The Gathering At Gettysburg

    starcrossed's Buddy Icon starcrossed

    Posted about 1 year ago

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    tres amusante

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    lady e's Buddy Icon lady e

    Posted about 1 year ago

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    this was very cool!!!!

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    Nick's Buddy Icon Nick

    Posted about 1 year ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    “You must face General Lee alone.” Who’s this General Lee fellow… don’t you mean General Grevious? :)

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    Dreamer's Buddy Icon Dreamer

    Posted about 1 year ago

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    uh, General Lee is like the most well-known general for the confederates.
    awesome ficlet btw! you melded yoda and lincoln really well.

  14. Yoda Addresses The Gathering At Gettysburg

    Crown Me Tarzan, King of Mars' Buddy Icon Crown Me Tarzan, King of Mars

    Posted 11 months ago

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    No… General Lee is, like, that car The Dukes of Hazard drive around in. Duh.

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    THX 0477's Buddy Icon THX 0477

    Posted 10 months ago

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    Hilarious.

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