Codename: Fluffy

by Crown Me Tarzan, King of Mars

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INT . OVAL OFFICE – DAY
THE SECRETARY OF DEFENSE stands before THE PRESIDENT ’s desk . THE PRESIDENT sits behind his desk. And he looks pissed.

PRES
Ya did what now?

SoD
We captured Osama Bin Laden.

PRES
God-damn son, I got that part! Say again what you did to his brain?

SoD
The DARPA boys were working on this mind-transfer device. I’ll spare you the tecnical jargon, sir. Basically, it can put the mind of one animal into the body of another.

PRES
Uh-huh. Like on Star Trek.

SoD
Yes sir. Like on Star Trek. Well, someone thought it would be funny if we tested it on Bin Laden. So…they put his mind into a cat.

PRES
A cat?

SoD
Yes sir. A cat codenamed Fluffy. We were going to present it to you as a gift. Like I said: someone thought it would be funny.

PRES
Where the hell is this cat now?

SoD
At around oh-six-hundred, Fluffy killed two guards and escaped.

PRES
Well, ya best go catch that pussy. The good news is: how much damage can a kitty-cat do, anyhow?

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Average Reader Rating: 4.0 stars out of 5

  1. Codename: Fluffy

    Nick's Buddy Icon Nick

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I’m not big on reading filming scrips on-line, but damn if this wasn’t a funny prequel. I feel like Fluffy is straight out of WE3 ; Grant Morrison would be proud.

  2. Codename: Fluffy

    Robotech_Master's Buddy Icon Robotech_Master

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Oh wow. That’s just awesome.

  3. Codename: Fluffy

    Amaster's Buddy Icon Amaster

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    LOL ! LOL ! LOL ! So funny!

  4. Codename: Fluffy

    Saint Chuck's Buddy Icon Saint Chuck

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Nice, this is hilarious. Nicely sums up our government.

  5. Codename: Fluffy

    YodaOnCrack's Buddy Icon YodaOnCrack

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I wanna know what that damn pussy is up to!

  6. Codename: Fluffy

    BARomero's Buddy Icon BARomero

    Posted 11 months ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Funny setup! The one thing I’ll say is, more imagery. Film is a visual medium after all…

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