Some would describe me as ‘crazy’ or ‘unbalanced’, but all the smart people of the world-read: me-know that I could better be described as Super Cool Awesome Guy.

Last year I graduated with a bachelor’s degree in English. The world proceeded to not care. Not that I expected them to. That’s okay, just means I don’t have to get a real job. Instead I get to spend my time on the important things in life. You know, taking over the world, juggling cats, perfecting my x-ray vision, that sort of stuff.

The usual.

Man. I’m boring. I should have just said that I was a stock broker. It would have been a lie. But still…everyone loves a good stock broker.