I’m 25, almost 26, and I forgot to have a quarter-life crisis. But I still have two months. I should be able to squeeze it in.

I have a couple of dogs. I like to knit. I’m only 5 foot 2. I enjoy swearing. I write a comic about pirates. It is very bad. The writing, I mean. The art is fantastic, but that’s because I’m not in charge of that part.

I like cliches.

I’m finding the character limit here on Ficlets to be the hardest thing to cope with EVER, which means that it will probably benefit me greatly. I am, shall we say… wordy.