J. D. Skalinger
I think you should know that I am pretty rad and my hair has been at least five different colors. Unnatural ones.
Also I enjoy a fizzing glass of Mountain Dew always.
I like ska music, specifically the kind that comes from the band Reel Big Fish or Streetlight Manifesto or Suburban Legends. But they’re all Third Wave, not that you’d know what that means. Or care.