I am a surprising individual, to say the least. I’m much younger than I act and look and much smarter than I let on.

I write occasionally, which is unsurprising considering the nature of this community.

I appreciate original books with unconventional plots and seedy characters—the kind where happy endings are few and far between and where protagonist and antagonist alike rarely leave without a few scars.

I get emotionally involved with books, movies, and television shows.

I have a penchant for alt. country music, horror movies, and s’mores made over a stove.

I dislike people who take themselves too seriously, people who claim to have liked things before they became popular, and seafood.

I’m mellow, obsessively punctual, and afraid of birds.