Walker Evans
Allegedly I was born, but I have no proof, just somebody else’s word for it. I raised myself through a combination of concentration and cleverly concealed wires. I’m working on a graduate degree in trombone and I like to write as a hobby. From the previous sentence, you have probably guessed that my goals in life do not include making gobs of money. This doesn’t mean that I won’t accept any if you send it to me.