1,024 characters dreadfully shortened my ficlet by about 264 characters or so. Anyway:
Turkey = meat
Einkorn = wheat
Fruits…fruits
Vegetables…likewise
Milky = dairy
Gum = fats/oils

yay! i shall now rethink my entire plan! haha!

cool ideas!!

Hmm, I’m gonna’ dock you points for just going generic fruits and vegetables, but definitely a fun idea with one heck of an image to go with it.

But einkorn makes up for it….right? Right? Eh? Pleeaaase?

funny as usual Stovo. einkorn lol

i like this
funny yet descriptive and you still manage to create characters and a solid plot minus the 264 characters

i hate having to cut out MASSIVE chunks in my writing

but ive hit ficlet nirvana (1024) about 3 times now so im getting pro at it

sorry to be a bother but can we please add the ü on Führer – if you’re going to use it, use it right!
and dw i speak german, so i would know lol

This was so well-written that I didn’t realize it was part of the food challenge – just thought you were starting a new Ficlet series combining elements of Joss Whedon & Phillip K. Dick.
~
As part of the challenge, though, I have to say that saying “fruits and vegetables” is a bit of a cheat.

Oh, I’m soooorry, Mr[s]. fanschy-schmancy pants! Okay, I knew it too, I just didn’t feel like going to the trouble to get an online translator to give me the little dot things…I think there’s a way to do it on the computer, but I don’t know it. =/

run charmap. Very good. I was sadly disappointed because I expect a lot when I see the word “Führer” anywhere. It was good though, I loled at Djibouti. Haha!

ok to add the ¨ [and their called umlauts]

you press option + u and then the letter

so ü would be option + u + u
thats on a mac

on a windows
its control + u + letter

its easy trust me

and its miss fanschy-schmancy pants just to clear that up
:)

lol! fanschy-schmancy pants? i haven’t heard that kind of rhyming since i was six :-/
neway, lovely story – seems to me this takes place in the future?
OMG i learned about Djibouti last year in S.S. and it was my favorite word to say!
Ja Booty =]
lol!