Stovohobo
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Stovohobo’s Challenge the Fifth…No, Sixth? Something. Anyway, It’s About Your Tag Cloud:
http://ficlets.com/stories/45746
Want to start a series with me? Note me and let’s do it! (I’m sorta forgetful about sequeling, though, so you might have to remind me once in a while). =)
Never ever ever ever ever EVER EVER be afraid to sequel my junk.
Many of these series have not been finished, whether I forgot about them or just got bored of them. Some of them are only a few ficlets long. Feel free to extend them, and note me about it if you want to; I’d love to read them!
Some Individual Ficlets of Mine
Poison
http://ficlets.com/stories/24308
What Peter Did
http://ficlets.com/stories/44315
The Virtue Theory
http://ficlets.com/stories/44585
And the Kitties Danced the Night Away
http://ficlets.com/stories/26373
Murder Dialogue
http://ficlets.com/stories/24291
Cold Killer
http://ficlets.com/stories/23953
My Six-Word Memoir
http://ficlets.com/stories/20774
Man-Made Armageddon
http://ficlets.com/stories/18526
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Series and Junk
Overload with g2
http://ficlets.com/stories/45530
All operations on future Earth are controlled by computers. When every computer on earth purposefully overloads, it kills every human on Earth. All but one.
New Girl (Or, As I Like to Call It: The Conformist Series)
http://ficlets.com/stories/23528
Boy meets girl, blah blah blah. You get it.
Transmissions 1-4
http://ficlets.com/stories/19102
A cryptic story told through experimental computer communication.
Revolutionary
http://ficlets.com/stories/17536
The distinguished figures of history are joined by an unknown force that acts also in the life of Brian on 9/11/01. Suddenly he finds himself in the future with this mysterious organization.
Heaven Help Us with ○○♥Promises Broken & Backs Turned♥○○
http://ficlets.com/stories/31088
Two teenagers die in a car crash and meet in heaven.
The Comprehensive (Compressed) Guide to Middle School Life
http://ficlets.com/stories/31069
Copper and Ginny with Overlooked_Merchandise
http://ficlets.com/stories/30853
Speed vs. Still with Never Explain:
http://ficlets.com/stories/19103
Tyler and Max are two friends living in the dystopian city of Rade, with time-and-physics-bending abilities.
Speed Vs. Still II with Never Explain:
http://ficlets.com/stories/29112
Tyler returns to Rade to take revenge on the Elders.
Addison and the Wooden Man with Never Explain and Tad Winslow:
http://ficlets.com/stories/28017
Addison lives on a farm with a disinterested old man. While he is there, a strange scarecrow starts to lead him down dark and unnatural paths.
Adam and Anthony:http://stovohobo.blogspot.com/
Graden and Emilia with Never Explain:
http://ficlets.com/stories/19262
Graden, the angel of death, has a new assignment: a woman named Emilia.
The Happy Torture Tests (the Psychology One) with THX and Never Explain
http://ficlets.com/stories/25231
A man is subject to torturous experiments in the name of psychology, continually trapped inside freakish scenarios in his own mind.
Brass Eagle (Officially finished as of 9/13/2007):
http://ficlets.com/stories/7465
Brass Eagle and his team of ragtag heroes attempt to undermine the creepy-evil Caretaker’s work on his island.
New Adrien (Sequel to Brass Eagle series) (finished as of 11/??/07):
http://ficlets.com/stories/9390
It’s been 10 years since the attack on the island, and Brass Eagle’s team has split up. The Caretaker returns in a very different way.
Vampire Prison:
http://ficlets.com/stories/8844
A small compound has been set up on Greenland, where the vampire kind are detained and abused in a concentration camp setting. One vampire attempts to escape.
Endless Corridor:
http://ficlets.com/stories/6298
Dali has been assigned to work on the Endless Corridor, a project with no apparent purpose other than monumental. The Grand Marshall soon reveals his intent.
Prince Hugo (started by blueyedwonder’s “It Was a Dark and Stormy Cliche):
http://ficlets.com/stories/6239
Prince Hugo gains the kingdom right after his father dies, and sets out to avenge his father with the hornless unicorn Gilly. A medieval farce.
Frozen in Fransisco:
http://ficlets.com/stories/28639
A band of survivors try to survive in the frozen out wasteland of San Fransisco.
Death: Really Quite Nice Once You Get To Know Them with MBTM, Fyora Cartagan, Yeah Write!:
http://ficlets.com/stories/9617
It’s not easy being the harvester of souls.
Not so According to Plan with Exhalted Truth:
http://ficlets.com/stories/8966
D’enouement:
http://ficlets.com/stories/8789
Mysterious letters are sent out to seemingly unrelated people who disappear shortly, leaving no trace behind.
Praha Matka Mest: The Mother of Cities:
http://ficlets.com/stories/7219
The CIA and numerous others, legitimate or not, conflict over Derrick, a blind man excellent at detection, in the city of Prague (go commas!).
Farvus the Dragynslayer:
http://ficlets.com/stories/7110
Farvus is sent out to do battle with the fearsome Dragyns sent by the Alchemysts. His father (coincidentally, the king) is rather forgetful and doesn’t seem to care much. Another farce.
Train of Thought:
http://ficlets.com/stories/6485
An old man boards the physical Train of Thought and travels through its many dream-world cars to save his granddaughter.
C U L8R with OTOC, Alexa, and various other sequelers:
http://ficlets.com/stories/6057
A girl receives threatening instant messages from a mysterious individual. Things only get stranger as the paranormal and criminal meet.
Kyra and I:
http://ficlets.com/stories/23528
Girls. Can’t live with ‘em, can’t…well, you know.
Burtininkas Richards and Wednesday Thomas with Laine P. Grey:
http://ficlets.com/stories/7544
Two magicians attempt to outplay each other in a murderous game of cat and mouse.
Orphan Found started by and continued with OTOC:
http://ficlets.com/stories/5426
A woman adopts a child only to be encountered by its young mother who had left it behind.
Mini Series
Death to the Innocents (written through prequels):
http://ficlets.com/stories/29718
The story of the Hiroshima atomic bombing from the Japanese perspective. Written backwards, through prequels.
Entries 17, 18, 19, 20:
http://ficlets.com/stories/7805
Strange dreams conflict inside a man’s head as he tries to make sense of them through journal entries.
A List of Pet Peeves:
• When people spell “whoa” like “woah” or “yeah” like “yea.”
• When shirts say “LaX” on them and I automatically think of laxatives.
• The feel of chlorine after you dry off.
• Going to bed earlier than you usually do and waking up later than the previous day.
• Wasting the day away on the computer or being inside.
• People using IM speak in real life or in handwritten notes.
• MySpace, IM, text messages, etc. I got ‘em, then don’t use them because I don’t like being bothered.
• Humidity.
• Bugs during humidity.
• No choice but to run when it’s buggy and humid.
• People calling me pessimistic for having a long list of pet peeves. =)
Things I Like:
• Having self-imposed lock-in “Heroes” DVD marathons in my basement (new TV=frikkin sweet!)
• New find: Wondermark.com
• Wasting the day away on the computer or being inside.
• Marathons of “Ninja Warrior” on G4.
• Going over to my friend’s house and not caring about laughing at Saturday morning cartoons.
• Dissing Disney Channel.
• Calvin & Hobbes.
• Dominating, via luck, an activity that no one thought you could dominate in.
• Debating (and winning).
• Frisbees.
• Soccer.
• Comments and Sequels/Prequels.
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It’s a word definition game—for every word you correctly define, the organizations behind it send 10 grains of rice for world hunger. I would think the people here at ficlets could do this just fine.
Stories (574)
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"It's Magic" Part the Fourth: The Escape From the Hands of Richard, Otherwise Known as The Idiot
Author: Stovohobo
Published August 6th, 2007
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The Whole Truth, The Total Truth, And Nothing But The Truth
Author: Stovohobo
Published August 14th, 2007
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The Winner Of Stovohobo's "Ficlet the Meaningless Number, Challenge the Second" Challenge Is...
Author: Stovohobo
Published August 19th, 2007
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Brass Eagle and the Escape From the Notorious Furry Bond Fanatic
Author: Stovohobo
Published August 21st, 2007
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Of Butcher Knives, Cement Blocks, and Subtle Death Threats
Author: Stovohobo
Published August 22nd, 2007
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In-Character Survey: Dr. Oblivion From the "Brass Eagle" Series
Author: Stovohobo
Published August 25th, 2007
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In Character Survey: Dr. Oblivion From the "Brass Eagle" Series, Part II
Author: Stovohobo
Published August 25th, 2007
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The Deserted Desert, Unfathomable Fathoms, and Cliffs of Endless Infinity
Author: Stovohobo
Published August 25th, 2007
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Second Time's the...In This Case, the Time You Possibly Get Eaten
Author: Stovohobo
Published August 29th, 2007
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Crossing Ficlets #3: TinyTina909 and Crewman Thirteen
Author: Stovohobo
Published September 3rd, 2007
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Idiot Brother and Idiot....Alternative Versions of Myself
Author: Stovohobo
Published September 6th, 2007
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What Happens When You're Stuck In a Cell With Nowhere to Go While Burning Liquid Slowly Creeps Toward You?
Author: Stovohobo
Published September 6th, 2007
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Of Jibjabbing Whangerdoodles and Krakenbiscuits (Portmanteau)
Author: Stovohobo
Published September 11th, 2007
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Scene Seventeen, Take One (But There Probably Won't Be a Need For Many More After Take One)
Author: Stovohobo
Published September 16th, 2007
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Hiding From the World Comes With Slate-Gray Umbrellas?
Author: Stovohobo
Published September 17th, 2007
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New Study: The Effects of Imminent Death on the Female Adolescent Mind
Author: Stovohobo
Published September 27th, 2007
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"HeadOn! Apply Directly to the Forehead! HeadOn! Apply Directly to the Freaking Forehead! HeadOn!"
Author: Stovohobo
Published September 30th, 2007
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Public Service Announcement: Didaskaleinophobia and the Harmful Effects Your Child Encounters
Author: Stovohobo
Published October 7th, 2007
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What's With All These New Challenges? (Otherwise Known as Stovohobo's 300th Ficlet)
Author: Stovohobo
Published October 24th, 2007
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What do Bram Stoker and Charles Darwin Have in Common?
Author: Stovohobo
Published November 24th, 2007
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5 Things That You Never Knew About Stovohobo (You Know What? 6 Just for the Sake of Non-Conformity)
Author: Stovohobo
Published December 23rd, 2007
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5 Things That You Never Knew About Stovohobo (You Know What? 6 Just for the Sake of Non-Conformity) Cont'd
Author: Stovohobo
Published December 23rd, 2007
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"Excuse Me, Sir, I Seem to Have Boarded the Wrong Flight"
Author: Stovohobo
Published January 5th, 2008
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5 Awkward Things to Do or Say Right Before the Lights Go Out
Author: Stovohobo
Published January 9th, 2008
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Dude, Where's My Car? Oh, That's Right, My Psycho Girlfriend Has It
Author: Stovohobo
Published January 22nd, 2008
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The Package (Ben Paddon's Mundane Moments Made Magnificent Challenge)
Author: Stovohobo
Published January 30th, 2008
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How to Get an Angel Through Airport Security: an (not-really) Instructional Guide on Winged Creatures and Mechanical Flight Customs
Author: Stovohobo
Published February 4th, 2008
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Now, when Was the Last Time You've Had a Good 'Ol Stovohobo Challenge?
Author: Stovohobo
Published February 7th, 2008
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Our Emotional, Sensitive, Empowered, Lying, Cheating, Power-Greedy Candidate (Madwriter108's Presidential Election Challenge)
Author: Stovohobo
Published February 11th, 2008
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Stump the Stovo! Answer #2 (In Which Stovo Illustrates the Care of the Unknown)
Author: Stovohobo
Published February 18th, 2008
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Adam: Explanations, the Unexplainable, and a Picnic Table
Author: Stovohobo
Published February 25th, 2008
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Where Does Your Sociality Go When You're Chained Up with a Talking Bear?
Author: Stovohobo
Published March 8th, 2008
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Eternal Sunshine of the Cluttered Mind (Stovohobo's Summary of His Ficlets So Far...For That One Challenge)
Author: Stovohobo
Published March 30th, 2008
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Bored to Death, or: Britain's New Plan for World Domination
Author: Stovohobo
Published March 30th, 2008
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Mirror, Mirror, On the Wall, What is My Greatest Fault of All?
Author: Stovohobo
Published April 17th, 2008
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"O, Most Dearest and Understanding Diary..." (OTOC's Diary Challenge)
Author: Stovohobo
Published April 26th, 2008
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Grim Determination + Hungry Anticipation = x [solve for x]
Author: Stovohobo
Published May 6th, 2008
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The Comprehensive (Compressed) Guide to Middle School Life, No. 1: Introduction
Author: Stovohobo
Published May 19th, 2008
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The Comprehensive (Compressed) Guide to Middle School Life, No. 2: Social Classes
Author: Stovohobo
Published May 19th, 2008
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The Comprehensive (Compressed) Guide to Middle School Life, No. 3: Staff Species
Author: Stovohobo
Published May 19th, 2008
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If You Get In a Car Crash, Save Your Dad the Trouble of Killing You
Author: Stovohobo
Published May 21st, 2008
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The Comprehensive (Compressed) Guide to Middle School Life, No. 4: Girls
Author: Stovohobo
Published May 21st, 2008
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"Stay Steady, Folks, We're Experiencing Some Air Turbulence."
Author: Stovohobo
Published May 24th, 2008
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May 14, 2238: The International Pride Sets On History-Making Voyage
Author: Stovohobo
Published June 6th, 2008
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Meanwhile, in D.C.… or: A Brief History Lesson to Straighten Things Out
Author: Stovohobo
Published July 17th, 2008
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Meanwhile, in D.C.… or: A Brief History Lesson to Straighten Things Out Pt. II
Author: Stovohobo
Published July 17th, 2008
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Burtininkas Richards, Magic Extraordinaire-cum-Murderous Cowboy
Author: Stovohobo
Published July 31st, 2008
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Da n00b$ R 4m0ng u$ lol!!!!11 (The Infamous Beginning Challenge)
Author: Stovohobo
Published July 31st, 2008
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[DUPLICATE--POST COMMENTS ON FIRST] Da n00b$ R 4m0ng u$ lol!!!!11 (The Infamous Beginning Challenge)
Author: Stovohobo
Published July 31st, 2008
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Thou Hast a Most Wretched Potty-Mouth (Shakespeare's Cursed Grave)
Author: Stovohobo
Published September 30th, 2008
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Captain Rutherford Philip Kaskelfinger of the 5th Regiment
Author: Stovohobo
Published October 17th, 2008
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Stovohobo's Ficlet Challenge the Fifth...No, Sixth? Something. Anyway, It's About Your Tag Cloud.
Author: Stovohobo
Published November 9th, 2008
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Before and After: See Your Life Change In One Easy, Hellish Event!
Author: Stovohobo
Published November 28th, 2008
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Your Flight Will Be Arriving Shortly; Make Sure to Check Your Weaponry
Author: Stovohobo
Published December 24th, 2008